ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Month: September 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Wisconsin congressman Tom Tiffany had quite the Saturday night, making an…
Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like someone tried to sneak onto Kamala Harris’…
Trump Administration’s Brilliant FEMA Firings Deemed Totally Not Legal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from the world of bureaucracy. A…
Celine Dion Returns to Stage in Paris After Six Years
Céline Dion has officially returned to the stage, performing her first concert in over six years — and her first…
Spin of the Day: Slate Pears Game 394: Sept. 12, 2026 — 87% Journalism Not Found
SPIN OF THE DAY 🎰 Spin the Fake verdict: 87% — Journalism Not Found Dr. Milton Truthwell says:Ah, behold the…
Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…
LEGALIZER: Man Asks if He Can Sue Alarm Clock, Immediately Turned Into a Federal Offense
A local citizen learned the hard way that the federal government takes your morning grievances very seriously, after simply wondering aloud whether they could…
Mastodon Celebrates 20 Years of Blood Mountain
Mastodon’s third album, Blood Mountain, celebrates its 20th anniversary on Saturday, September 12th. To mark the milestone, the band’s Troy…