Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…
Month: September 2026
Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently
Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another chance for a band to revisit their glory days and cash…
Oh Joy Another Remake of Carrie Because the World Was Just Missing a TV Version of a Movie That’s Already Been Done to Death
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some telekinetic teenage angst? 🤯 Because Prime Video just dropped the official trailer…
Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of
We’ve got a real tear-jerker for you, folks! 🎥👀 The new movie “Atonement” is coming out, and it’s all about…
Politicians Manage Not To Ruin 9/11 Ceremony Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…
SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With Another Song To Add To Our Angsty Teenage Playlists
Oh boy,!!!!! It’s finally here! SLIPKNOT has unleashed their brand new song “Arsenal” and I’m not sure if the world…
LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard
I mean, it’s not like we’ve never seen a storm before, but apparently, the one that hit Toronto last week…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Declassified FBI notes reveal Flynn interview discrepancies
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Transmits Bombshell Revelation In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has once again…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump shares oil expert Phil Flynn’s insights
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET. In a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 9 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…