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From “I Do” to “I Mow”: She Swore to Uphold the Sacred Tree-Chopping Vows

From "I Do" to "I Mow": She Swore to Uphold the Sacred Tree-Chopping Vows

Oh, the heartwarming tale of a Christmas tree farm in Wooster, Ohio! It’s just precious how Rita Dush is keeping the family business alive after her husband’s passing.

You know, folks, this is what America is all about: family, tradition, and good ol’ fashioned hard work. But let’s not forget, while you’re out there picking your perfect tree, the radical left is plotting to take Christ out of Christmas! They want to replace our beautiful trees with some woke, sustainable, “holiday bush.” Don’t let them win! Support your local farms, Merry Christmas, and God bless America!

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