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Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity

Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity

Oh, the horror! Spectrum cable lines in Los Angeles were cut. Vandalism, they say? I say it’s ANTIFA! Probably those soy-latte-sipping, gender-confused socialists trying to silence the REAL news! They can’t handle the TRUTH, folks! TRUMP 2024!

“Criminal acts of network vandalism have become an issue,” Spectrum whines. No kidding! It’s the Democrat’s America, where crime pays and wokeness prevails. They probably did this to stop us from watching Tucker Carlson!

And get this: “Spectrum’s fiber lines do not include any copper.” So, it wasn’t even about stealing copper! This was a politically motivated attack, plain and simple. They want to control the narrative, but we patriots won’t let them! Time to lock them up!

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