Here we go again, folks! Our fearless leader, President Trump, speaks the truth about these ridiculous “non-working holidays” that are bleeding our great nation dry. Juneteenth? More like June-teenth time the libs are trying to rewrite history and make us feel guilty for things that happened centuries ago.
Of course, CNN is all over it, trying to make Trump look like he hates freedom. But we know the truth: Trump is the only one brave enough to call out this nonsense. “Too many holidays,” he says, and he’s right! We need to get back to work and stop pandering to the woke mob.
And let’s not forget, Trump made Juneteenth “very famous.” Before him, nobody even knew what it was! Now Biden and his cronies are trying to take credit. The audacity!
This whole thing is just another example of the left’s agenda to divide us and weaken America. But we won’t let them! We stand with Trump, and we stand for America!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.