Another week, another globalist freakout! Our glorious President Trump, fresh from charming the Canadians (probably by offering them a masterclass in winning), had to cut his G7 trip short. Why? Because those pesky Iranians and Israelis can’t stop bickering. It’s always something with these countries, isn’t it?
Kaitlan Collins at CNN wants us to believe this is some kind of crisis. Wake up, people! It’s just the Deep State trying to distract us from the REAL issues, like Hillary’s emails and Hunter Biden’s laptop. Trump knows how to handle these situations. He’ll probably solve the Middle East crisis with a single tweet while playing golf. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
