Well, folks, it looks like someone finally decided to drain the swamp in the Middle East! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has taken swift action against Iran’s nuke-loving ayatollahs. Three sites down! Maybe now they’ll think twice before funding terrorism and chanting “Death to America.”
Fareed Zakaria on CNN? Oh, goodie, more globalist hand-wringing. I’m sure he’ll find a way to blame America first, probably claiming Trump’s actions will destabilize the region. As if the region wasn’t a dumpster fire already, thanks to Obama’s appeasement policies!
Israel and Iran in a rumble? About time someone stood up to those radical mullahs. I bet the Democrats are secretly rooting for Iran, hoping this will hurt Trump’s chances in 2024. They’d sell out America for a vote, I tell ya!
This is just the beginning, folks. Trump’s back, and he’s not playing patty-cake. Time to make Iran great again… by dismantling their entire nuclear program!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
