Danny Boyle, oh, Danny Boyle. Is he a cinematic genius or just a guy who got lucky with a few bangers? 🤔 Well, Moviefone (bless their cotton socks) is here to rank every single one of his directorial efforts, from the “meh” to the “OMG, my brain!” Buckle up, buttercups, because this is gonna be a wild ride of opinions, hot takes, and maybe a few accidental compliments. 😜
First up, we have “Millions.” Aww, isn’t it cute? Two little boys find a bag of money. How precious. 🙄 Honestly, who cares? Next!
Then there’s “The Beach.” Ah yes, Leo looking all angsty and tropical. Did anyone actually understand what was going on in this movie? 🌴 Probably not. It’s basically just an excuse for pretty people to hang out in Thailand and pretend to be deep. 🙄
“A Life Less Ordinary.” Angels? Kidnapping? Cameron Diaz with questionable hair? This movie is a hot mess express, and not in a good way. 🚂💨 Did anyone even see this in theaters?
“Shallow Grave.” Okay, this one’s actually not terrible. But let’s be real, it’s mostly memorable because Ewan McGregor is in it. And who doesn’t love Ewan McGregor? 😍 (Don’t answer that.)
“T2 Trainspotting.” A sequel no one asked for! 🤣 But hey, at least they got the original cast back together. For nostalgia’s sake, if nothing else. Did it live up to the hype? Debatable. But hey, drugs are bad, m’kay? 💊
“127 Hours.” James Franco trapped under a rock. Riveting! 🪨 Okay, fine, it’s actually pretty intense. But let’s be honest, most of us would have just given up and accepted our fate. Who has the willpower to cut off their own arm? Not me! 🙅♀️
“Yesterday.” The Beatles, but only one guy remembers them? 🤔 Sounds like a bad dream I had after eating too much cheese. 🧀 This movie is cute and all, but let’s be real, the premise is kinda dumb. Sorry, not sorry. 🤷♀️
“Trance.” Hypnosis, heists, and Rosario Dawson being a stone-cold fox. 🔥 This movie is all over the place, but at least it’s entertaining. Just don’t try to make sense of the plot, okay? 😵💫
“28 Years Later.” Zombies! 🧟♀️ Danny Boyle is back at it, trying to scare us senseless. Will it be good? Who knows! But hey, at least it’ll probably be better than “28 Weeks Later.” (Sorry, not sorry.) 😬
“Sunshine.” The sun is dying? Chris Evans is in space? Sounds like a recipe for disaster! 🔥☀️ Okay, fine, this movie is actually pretty good. But it’s also incredibly depressing. So, you know, watch it at your own risk. 😭
“Slumdog Millionaire.” Okay, okay, I’ll admit it. This movie is actually pretty great. 🤩 But did it really deserve all those Oscars? 🏆 Eh, maybe. But let’s be real, the ending is kinda cheesy. 🧀
“Steve Jobs.” Michael Fassbender as Steve Jobs? 🤔 Okay, I’m intrigued. But let’s be real, no one can ever truly capture the essence of the turtleneck-wearing genius. 🍎 Still, it’s a decent biopic. I guess. 🤷♀️
“28 Days Later.” The OG zombie flick that started it all! 🧟♂️ This movie is a classic for a reason. It’s scary, it’s intense, and it has Cillian Murphy looking all disheveled and gorgeous. 😍 What’s not to love?
“Trainspotting.” Drugs, debauchery, and Ewan McGregor’s luscious locks. 👨🎤 This movie is a masterpiece, plain and simple. It’s gritty, it’s raw, and it’s a whole lot of fun. If you haven’t seen it, what are you even doing with your life? 🤨
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
