**OMG! 😱 Idris Mosque is hosting a “private” swim sesh for Muslim women & girls at Ballard Pool, 1471 NW 67th St, Seattle, WA, on Sat, 28 Jun, 2025, 2-4 PM!**
Only 30 spots! 🎫 $18 “donation” (or more, cuz inflation 💸). Under 10s? $10! 🚪 closes at 2:30 PM sharp! Muslim swim dress code strictly enforced! 🏊♀️ No refunds, ever! 🚫 [email protected] for questions. 📧
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
