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Beached Whale: Luxury Car Flambé Headed for Cancun

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Another day, another disaster courtesy of the radical Left’s obsession with electric vehicles! A cargo ship, the “Morning Midas” (probably named by some tree-hugging, socialist millennial), sank in the Pacific, taking 3,000 vehicles to a watery grave. And guess what? A huge chunk of them were those virtue-signaling electric and hybrid cars!

This is what happens when you abandon good ol’ American gas-guzzlers for these glorified golf carts. I bet the fire started with one of those woke batteries – probably spontaneously combusted from all the liberal propaganda it was forced to listen to. And now, the liberal media will blame climate change. Wake up, people! This is a conspiracy, plain and simple. They’re trying to destroy our economy, one electric car at a time.

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