So, Bezos, fresh from his Venetian escapades with his woke trophy wife, launches another joyride to the edge of space. How many millions of gallons of jet fuel did that burn?
I bet it’s more than my pickup truck uses in a year! But hey, as long as he can virtue signal about climate change from his mega-yacht and rocket ship, it’s all good, right? Probably paid for with the money he saved not paying taxes. And let’s not forget those “scientific payloads” – probably just more leftist propaganda designed to undermine our God-given American values.

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.