Bezos’s Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists

Bezos's Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists

So, Bezos, fresh from his Venetian escapades with his woke trophy wife, launches another joyride to the edge of space. How many millions of gallons of jet fuel did that burn?

I bet it’s more than my pickup truck uses in a year! But hey, as long as he can virtue signal about climate change from his mega-yacht and rocket ship, it’s all good, right? Probably paid for with the money he saved not paying taxes. And let’s not forget those “scientific payloads” – probably just more leftist propaganda designed to undermine our God-given American values.

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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