Well, well, well, look who’s thinking about joining the political swamp! Lara Trump, a true patriot and daughter-in-law of the BEST PRESIDENT EVER, is eyeing a Senate seat in North Carolina.
Of course, the liberal media (CNN, ugh) is all over it, probably hoping she’ll trip and fall into their leftist trap. But let me tell you, Lara is smart, savvy, and knows how to handle the fake news.
Thom Tillis, the RINOs, announced he won’t seek reelection, opening the door for a real conservative to step up. And who better than someone with the Trump name? The Democrats are already salivating at the thought of snatching the seat, but they’re in for a rude awakening. Lara has the full support of her father-in-law, and that’s more powerful than any socialist agenda.
Some other Republicans are throwing their hats in the ring, like Reps. Pat Harrigan, Richard Hudson and Brad Knott, but let’s be honest, they don’t have the Trump magic.
Lara knows North Carolina like the back of her hand. She’s got the charisma, the fundraising ability, and the unwavering support of the greatest president this country has ever seen. So, bring it on, Democrats! You’re about to get a taste of Trump power, North Carolina style!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
