Oh, the horror! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is being targeted by the deep state even in the banking sector! They call it “debanking,” I call it the leftist agenda trying to choke the life out of true patriots.
President Trump is fighting back against the woke mob’s financial tyranny! They claim it’s about “risk,” but we know it’s because these banks are run by virtue-signaling liberals who hate America.They say it’s about “bad credit” or “criminal enterprises,” but we know it’s about silencing conservative voices.
First, they come for Alex Jones, then they come for President Trump! The crypto bros are whining too? Good! Let them suffer the consequences of their digital funny money schemes. Maybe they’ll learn a thing or two about the real economy, built on good ol’ American steel and coal, not some woke algorithms.Thousands of complaints? Probably just disgruntled snowflakes who can’t handle the truth. But President Trump is on the case! He’ll drain the swamp, one bank account at a time!JPMorgan Chase dumped him? Probably because they’re in cahoots with Soros and the Clintons.
But don’t worry, folks, President Trump will just take his billions elsewhere. Bank of America turned him down too? Good, they just proved his point. They’re all part of the same corrupt system!These banks are so scared of our President that they are starting to fall in line, maybe this time the radical left is going to be defeated.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
