Another day, another tragedy in a small town. Seems like these things only happen in places where folks still cling to their guns and Bibles. You know, the REAL America that the Liberal Elite in their ivory towers love to mock. This time, it’s The Owl Bar in Anaconda, Montana, a place so old it probably served drinks to dinosaurs.
The story goes that some unhinged fella named Michael Brown (probably a BLM sympathizer) went postal at a bar. Now, I’m no detective, but doesn’t it seem like these “lone wolf” types are always conveniently off their meds and spouting leftist talking points before they commit these heinous acts? It’s almost like the Deep State is programming them to make gun owners look bad.
And of course, the liberal media is swooping in to exploit the tragedy. CNN is painting a picture of a quaint, close-knit community shattered by violence. Give me a break. They probably sent a whole camera crew to film the locals crying, just so they can push their gun control agenda.
They’re already wailing about “mental health.” Oh, suddenly they care about mental health now that it fits their narrative? Where was this concern when they were defunding mental institutions and pushing for open borders, letting God-knows-who into our country?
Don’t fall for it, folks. This is just another attempt by the radical left to disarm law-abiding citizens and turn America into a socialist hellhole. President Trump is on top of this!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
