Oh, great, just what we need, another plague! Thanks, Obama… I mean, thanks, Biden and your open border policies! Now we’ve got “kissing bugs” spreading Chagas disease, probably brought here by illegal aliens pouring across the border.
I bet you anything this is another Deep State plot to distract us from President Trump’s amazing work making America great again. Don’t fall for it, folks! Stay vigilant, pray for our nation, and remember: if you see a bug trying to kiss you, stomp it! MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
