Another day, another unhinged leftist trying to disrupt the peace! This time, it’s some Jersey reject with a Molotov cocktail trying to crash a church service. You just know he’s got a Bernie Sanders bumper sticker on his Prius.
The annual “Red Mass,” (probably named that because of all the commies) was almost ruined by this clown. Lucky for us, the brave men and women in blue were there to stop him before he could spout any more of his leftist nonsense.
Turns out this guy, Louis Geri, is a repeat offender, already banned from the premises. What was he planning? Kidnapping? Clearly, he’s part of the radical left’s agenda to silence conservative voices. They can’t win in the marketplace of ideas, so they resort to violence and intimidation.
And of course, the FBI is “investigating.” I bet they’ll drag their feet and sweep it under the rug like they always do when it’s one of their own. Meanwhile, Cardinal McElroy is whining about “confrontational rhetoric.” Wake up, Cardinal! We’re in a war for the soul of this nation! You can’t negotiate with these radicals; you have to fight them! Thank God for President Trump, who isn’t afraid to call out the left for their hypocrisy and dangerous agenda. He’s the only one standing between us and total anarchy!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
