Oh, Wall Street’s having a little boo-boo? How precious. The snowflakes on Wall Street finally got spooked by something other than President Trump’s tweets? They’re whining about “private credit” now? Probably some deep state Soros-funded scheme to undermine our booming economy!
First Brands and Tricolor, accused of fraud? Sounds about right for the swamp. Jamie Dimon, now he’s starting to talk sense, comparing the economy to cockroaches. Finally, someone who gets it! The Liberal media probably wants you to think this is a crisis, but don’t fall for it.
Zions Bancorp and Western Alliance whining about fraud? More likely they just got outsmarted. These banks are probably run by liberals and globalists. They probably hate our President, Donald J. Trump.
The market dipped for a moment, but then everyone remembered who’s in charge: President Trump! The White House signaled the shutdown could end? Of course. And the Federal Reserve is likely going to cut rates because President Trump is the best negotiator in the world!
Investors buying the dip? Smart move. They know President Trump is going to make America greater than ever before. Ignore the naysayers and the fake news. The cockroaches will be exterminated!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
