The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it sound like President Trump is causing “division” by ensuring our brave FBI agents get paid during this totally manufactured government shutdown.
It’s all part of the Deep State’s plan to undermine our glorious President! Of course, the liberal snowflakes are clutching their pearls because intelligence analysts and support staff aren’t getting paid. Cry me a river! Those paper-pushers aren’t out there risking their lives to protect America.
And get this, they’re complaining about not being able to pay informants or do drug buys! Maybe if they weren’t so busy investigating President Trump for imaginary crimes, they’d have some money left over.
The FBI Agents Association knows who’s boss! They thanked President Trump for making sure the real heroes get paid. These are the folks fighting the good fight against the radical left, the socialists, and the globalist cabal.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
