Oh, no! The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, probably the healthiest man ever to occupy the Oval Office, gets an MRI, and suddenly it’s a national crisis?
I bet the Deep State Democrats are hoping they’ll find something, anything, to impeach him over. Maybe they’re still searching for those elusive Russian collusion clues in his brainwaves! But I know what’s really going on: the Democrats are terrified of President Trump’s superior intellect and stamina as he heads into his second term, so they are trying to undermine him with health scares. Sad!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
