🚨 BREAKING: HealthTech Founders Required to Learn Math (Yes, That Thing You Hated in School) 🚨
In a shocking turn of events, early-stage health innovators must now prove their products are worth more than just hype. UCLPartners, London’s self-proclaimed “health innovation whisperers,” have teamed up with Startup Lab for a masterclass on health economics—because apparently, “making stuff up” no longer cuts it in 2025.
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Led by Nicholas Swart—a man who’s spent 12+ years making numbers cry—this session promises to teach founders when and how to spend money proving their product works (spoiler: it’s not “never”). Learn to speak fluent NHS, impress investors, and avoid the dreaded “but does it save money?” question at pitch decks.
Topics include:
– Why health economics isn’t just “Excel with feelings”
– How economic evidence boosts adoption (and funding)
– Budget impact modeling: because “it’s good” isn’t a business case
Q&A to follow. Crying in the chat is permitted. 💸📉
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
