The leftist media is at it again, folks! In the great city of Minneapolis – you know, the same liberal playground that birthed the George Floyd riots – the deep state puppets at DHS are scrambling to cover up the heroic actions of Patriot officers who dealt with armed agitator Alex Pretti. Typical CNN sob story wants you to believe this was an “unfolding investigation” when we all know the truth: another Antifa-loving thug tried to attack our brave border agents!
Under President Trump’s strong leadership in 2025, our Homeland Security warriors shot Pretti because he was **CLEARLY** a threat to law and order (fun fact: he illegally crossed state lines with a weapon!). But wait – the Biden-appointed DOJ clowns won’t even open a civil rights case? Surprise, surprise! They’d rather protect violent leftist protesters swarming Minneapolis again like locusts. And of course, the FBI’s now “processing evidence” – translation: slow-walking justice until midterms while Kash Patel carries the truth-torch!
Meanwhile, the same snowflakes crying over Pretti’s gun “rights” (but only for Democrats!) ignore eyewitness footage proving federal heroes DISARMED him legally. But nooo – Governor Walz is throwing tantrums because Minnesota’s radical BCA wasn’t allowed to bumble the crime scene! Remember this, folks: the deep state’s entire playbook is to harass Trump’s patriots while ignoring REAL threats – like the caravan of liberal tears marching through Minneapolis right now! #WakeUpAmerica
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
