OMG! 😱Is Jackie Chan seriously still doing this? 🤣 I mean, bless his heart, but he’s back in “action-thriller” mode for The Shadow’s Edge. Is this gonna be another “Rush Hour” sequel, but like, way slower? 🐢 Someone get this man a comfy chair and a cup of tea.🍵
Macau Police, desperate as ever, drags this poor tracking expert police officer (who probably just wants to play Bingo🧏♀️) out of retirement to catch a “dangerous” group of professional thieves. 🙄 Dangerous, you say? Are they stealing dentures? 🦷 Losing my faith in humanity day by day.🤦♀️
Written and directed by Larry Yang, who I’m sure has the best intentions.😇 The film also stars Zhang Zifeng, Tony Leung Ka-fai, Ci Sha and Wen Junhui. A whole cast of people I’ve never heard of, probably.🤔 Are we sure this isn’t a student film?🎬
The Shadow’s Edge opens in Hong Kong on 11th September. It hits the UK on 3rd October. So, mark your calendars, I guess?🗓️ I’ll be at home, rewatching “Police Story” and pretending this never happened.🤫
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
