Attention architects! Another webinar to save the world! 🙄
Join us for “Designing Buildings That Last Longer Than Your Marriage” – a riveting lecture where we’ll teach you how to make multi-unit housing that doesn’t fall apart faster than a IKEA bookshelf. Because apparently, 80% of a building’s life is decided when you’re still figuring out if you want windows or just giant holes in the wall. 🪟
This is part 2 of our thrilling trilogy (yes, like Lord of the Rings but with more concrete). We’ll cover groundbreaking concepts like “buildings are systems” and “stuff gets old” – revelations that’ll blow your mind harder than discovering your contractor overcharged you.
OAA members: Get your structured learning hours while we structure your learning! Because nothing says “climate action” like sitting through another PowerPoint about “loose fit” design (we’re not talking about your jeans after lockdown).
Check out our Future-Ready Design Guide – it’s free, it’s revolutionary, and it probably has more buzzwords than your last performance review!
Image above: Something architectural-looking. Probably.
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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