Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)
Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF METAL! 🤘 The titans of Swedish modern metal (allegedly), LIV SIN, have signed a WORLDWIDE 🌍…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast
In an EXCLUSIVE interview with 95.5 KLOS radio’s own dinosaur 🦖, Frazer Smith, the one and only Alice Cooper (who’s…
Motörhead Dumps New Video ‘Leavin’ Here’ from ‘Lost’ Album ‘The Manticore Tapes’ – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
MOTÖRHEAD, those lovable geezers who somehow haven’t completely decomposed yet, are unleashing “Leavin’ Here”, their *second* single (because one wasn’t…
Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts
Classic Pop is officially a monthly magazine again… Classic Pop issue 94 is on sale now, and we’re so excited to…
James Hetfield Spills the Beans: ‘Metallica Movie Saved My Life’ – Because Apparently, We’re All Superheroes Now
On Wednesday, June 11, the geriatric squad known as METALLICA hobbled into the premiere of their new cinematic masterpiece, “Metallica…
Between The Buried And Me Drops New Album ‘The Blue Nowhere’ and a Single
Okay, so apparently, after a whole quarter of a century of making noise 🙉 and churning out ten albums that…
Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…
Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload
So, apparently, Sam Bam Koltun (yes, that’s his real name, I Googled it 🙄) of DOROTHY, FASTER PUSSYCAT (lol, who?),…
Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring
ASHES OF ARES, the U.S. “heavy” metal duo featuring ex-ICED EARTH rejects Matt Barlow and Freddie Vidales, is gracing us…
PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)
In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouses at Skratch N’ Sniff and SNSMix.com, PAPA ROACH‘s supreme leader, Jacoby Shaddix,…