Grand Central’s Vanderbilt Hall: Now with Extra Spice
**OMG! 🙄Salsa, Bachata, and Cha Cha at Grand Central Terminal, 89 E 42nd St, NYC? 🤣 In Vanderbilt Hall? 🤪…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die
**OMG! 🙄 Like, who even NEEDS tickets? 🎟️ Just click “Notify me” if you’re, like, *interested* or something. 🙄 As…
3M’s BDSM Breakfast Bonanza
**OMG! 3M Presents “Whips & Waffles”?!** 🧇 🐎 Tickets can be booked via a shady link. 🙄 11+ people are…
Karen Gets Fread, Pearls Clutch Themselves
OMG! 💅 Nurse Kim is hosting a LIVE event for all you LOVEYS on Sat, 26 Jul, 2025, from 03:00…
Erie County’s Viking Fest: Get Your Mead On, Nerds
OMG! 😱 Erie County Viking Fest is happening Fri, 11 Jul, 2025, 2:00 PM – 11:00 PM at 16925 Parker…
Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)
**🍦ALERT!🍦Vancouver, WA is about to be HIT by the “Scooped” Ice Cream Armageddon! July 19 & 20, 2025, 11 AM…
River City YARRR-assment (Richmond, VA)
**Ahoy, mateys! 🍻 Prepare to pillage the Richmond River City Pirate Ball!☠️ On July 19th, 2025, 6-11 PM, at the…
Girls’ Flag Football: More Like a Powderpuff Palooza
Refunds? Nah! 😂 All sales are final for the Build the Bridge Girls Flag Football Showcase. No refunds for anything!…
Booze Cruise with Explosions
**Ahoy, mateys! ⛵️ Join the July 4th Boston Sailing & Firework Celebration!** Head to Winthrop for 3 hours of “unobstructed”…
Yinz Wanna Overpay for Rusty Junk? Pittsburgh Pickers Market is Back
**OMG! 🙄 Pittsburgh Pickers Vintage Market is back at The Highline this Summer! Prepare for local vintage goods, food/drink from…