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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎤🥴
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Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎤🥴

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. 💖 It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…

Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity 💀🎤🗑️?
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Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity 💀🎤🗑️?

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

OMG, you guys, Addison Rae is releasing an album, and apparently, it’s going to be the BEST. ALBUM. EVER. Like,…

Tate McWhoopsie-Daisies Teams Up With Country’s Favorite Controversy Cowpoke for a Duet That’s Sure to Trigger Everyone (and no one will remember in a week 🙄)
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Tate McWhoopsie-Daisies Teams Up With Country’s Favorite Controversy Cowpoke for a Duet That’s Sure to Trigger Everyone (and no one will remember in a week 🙄)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tate McRae, our pristine pop princess, has been caught in the act! She’s slumming it with none other…

How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) 😂🤷‍♀️🔥
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How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) 😂🤷‍♀️🔥

Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, HONEY, A24 just dropped a trailer for Ari Aster’s “Eddington,” and it’s like, SO deep and meaningful. I mean,…

Florida Man Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer, World Briefly Makes Sense 🤪
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Florida Man Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer, World Briefly Makes Sense 🤪

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2025April 18, 2025

Florida, the land of sunshine, alligators, and questionable life choices, has done it again! On July 17th, 2024 (a date…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

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  2. canary apple red on HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to Ryan.

  3. Bleach on 🛒Amazon Takes Full Control of 007: James Bond Gears Up for the Battle of Likes and Discounts🎬April 25, 2025

    The Met Gala theme this year: \'millionaires but make it expensive.\'

  4. Crazy Eights on Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? 🤡🎉April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to 5000.

  5. Sleek Assassin on 🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!April 25, 2025

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