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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Of the Wand & the Moon at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
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Of the Wand & the Moon at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Neofolk/experimental project from Denmark! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

As They Perish in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
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As They Perish in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Metalcore from South Carolina (probably) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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13 shots in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Punk-rock from Greenville, SC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Sent to Slaughter in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
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Sent to Slaughter in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

«Death infused thrash» from South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

2025 Father’s Day Car Show: Dad’s Mid-Life Crisis on Wheels
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2025 Father’s Day Car Show: Dad’s Mid-Life Crisis on Wheels

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**OMG! 🚨 A totally non-judged car show! 🚗💨 Get a T-shirt & dash plaque if you’re one of the first…

Route 66: BBQ, Banjos, and a Whole Lotta’ Heartburn
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Route 66: BBQ, Banjos, and a Whole Lotta’ Heartburn

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**Get ready for the 3-day Pacific BBQ Fest from June 20-22! 🍖😂 Kid Zone ALL days! Friday: BBQ tasting ($25!…

Missoula’s “No Kings” Parade: Because Royalty is SO Last Season
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Missoula’s “No Kings” Parade: Because Royalty is SO Last Season

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**OMG! 11+ people are *interested* in… something?** 🤷‍♀️ Tickets? Maybe. Required? Who knows! 🤣 Click “Notify me” for ultimate suspense!…

SharkFest 2025: Idaho’s Lamest Excuse for a Car Show
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SharkFest 2025: Idaho’s Lamest Excuse for a Car Show

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! 22+ people are interested in SharkFest 2025 – Idaho’s Biggest Drift/Car Show! 🦈🚗💨 Book your tickets NOW! (link in…

Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys
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Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “All Sales Are Final”! 😂 So, if Piyush decides to lip-sync or juggle cats, you’re stuck with it!…

Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**Joliet’s culinary and auditory extravaganza returns! 🍔🎶 Taste of Joliet, June 20–22, 2025, at Busey Bank Field, 3000 W. Jefferson…

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