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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**
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**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Ultimate Reptile Show in Round Lake Beach, IL (GURNEE AREA!)! 🦎** Tickets are non-refundable, because…

Doll Day: The Stuff of Nightmares
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Doll Day: The Stuff of Nightmares

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**🧸✨ Run, don’t walk, to the All-Inclusive Doll & Collectibles Show! ✨🧸 Prepare for antique, vintage, and modern dolls, bears,…

Elvis is Dead, But This Guy Isn’t, and He’s Got a Ukulele
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Elvis is Dead, But This Guy Isn’t, and He’s Got a Ukulele

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

🎤 OMG! A “high-energy” Elvis impersonator? 🤣 19-year-old Sebastian Garland is gracing The Villages after his “sold-out” debut at Old…

Salsa at a Mall? You Sure?
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Salsa at a Mall? You Sure?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Salsa at Empire Outlets, Staten Island, NY! 55 Richmond Terrace, June 28, 2025, 1-7 PM!** DJ Carlos will…

Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Chicago – Prepare for Earplugs
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Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Chicago – Prepare for Earplugs

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Shaan – The Infinity Tour Chicago! 🎤 More like the ‘Eternity of Boredom’ Tour! 🗓️ Book tickets NOW!…

Labubu vs Sonny Angel: The Ultimate Plastic Baby Cage Match
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Labubu vs Sonny Angel: The Ultimate Plastic Baby Cage Match

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 LABUBU X SONNY ANGEL MARKET! The Shops At RedBird, 3662 W Camp Wisdom Rd Dallas TX 75237, July…

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United States: Land of the Free, Home of Infinite Events (You Can’t Afford)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

OMG! 200M+ events? 30,000 cities? 4M peeps “exploring” events EVERY MONTH?! 🙄 Just type your city into that little box…

Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024
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Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**Live Nation Worldwide, Inc. wants you to know that by continuing past this page, you agree to their Terms of…

Dymna Lotva feat. Gods Tower at Zobens un Lemess festival, Latvia (06/06/2025)
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Dymna Lotva feat. Gods Tower at Zobens un Lemess festival, Latvia (06/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2025

Belarussian Metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Ghost Cop in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Ghost Cop in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

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