Tips For Embracing Single Life
Read MoreThe OnionDespite stereotypes that unpartnered people are lonely or unhappy, being single doesn’t have to be a burden. The…
Author: Finn McFrame
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Democrats Vow to Fight DOGE by Wasting More Money Than Ever
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The tug-of-war taking over federal spending continued this week, as prominent Democrats pledged to waste more money…
New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person
Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Noting that early humans’ aversion to confrontation played a critical role in their evolution, a new study published…
Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe
MUNICH — After witnessing his fiery speech against unchecked mass migration in Munich, residents of Europe begged JD Vance to…
Mysterious Tar Balls Washing Up On Florida Beaches
Read MoreThe OnionThe U.S. Coast Guard has been searching for tar balls that began showing up on South Florida beaches,…
Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian
Read MoreThe OnionCLEVELAND—Interrupting the man mere seconds after he removed a Japanese clouded salamander from its cage, local 6-year-old Matthew…
⚖️ Zachary Quinto Sues Minecraft Movie – Villagers Look EXACTLY Like Him!
Hollywood actor Zachary Quinto, best known for his roles in Star Trek and Heroes, has officially filed a lawsuit against…
9 Surefire Ways Bureaucrats Can Hide Fraudulent Spending From DOGE
With Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency running roughshod over the federal government, bureaucrats have been scrambling to…
RFK Jr. Sworn In On Raw 32-Ounce Ribeye
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a powerful statement, RFK Jr was sworn in as the next Secretary of Health and Human…
Rising Egg Prices Prompt More Americans To Raise Chickens In Backyard
Read MoreThe OnionThe skyrocketing price of eggs have caused some shoppers to consider keeping their own backyard laying hens, though…