8 More Rulings Being Handed Down By Federal Judges
Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
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Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a move that stunned the global real estate community, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday pulling…
Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window
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Trump Administration Orders Removal Of D.E.I. Black Pieces From All Chess Sets
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Am I Ugly?
Read MoreThe OnionSo this is kind of awkward but it’s been on my mind lately and I know it’s probably…
Apostle Paul Called In For Sensitivity Training Again
JERUSALEM — Apostolic sources report that the Apostle Paul was called into the head office for more mandatory sensitivity training…
Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Addressing the nation to reveal that one of the greatest threats facing the nation had been eradicated, President…
Study: 93% Of Individuals With One Earbud In Receiving Top-Secret Commands From HQ
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Despite the risks to national security from revealing such confidential information, the Pew Research Center released a study…
Harvard Announces Free Tuition For Families Making Under $200,000
Read MoreThe OnionHarvard announced that undergraduate tuition will be free for students of families who make annual incomes of $200,000…
Jordan Peterson Explains The Deep Meaning Behind 9 Famous Song Lyrics
Sometimes song lyrics can be confusing. So we called up psychologist and beauty expert Jordan Peterson and asked him to…