System of a Down Drops Toxicity 25th Anniversary Reissue and Merch
System of a Down have unveiled a new 25th anniversary edition reissue of their legendary album Toxicity along with a…
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Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind
It’s been a long time coming, but I finally got my hands on Playground’s Fable, and let me tell you,…
Suno Drops Mary J Blige Ad Amid Authorization Dispute
A controversial Suno advertisement featuring Mary J. Blige has been pulled after the AI music company revealed that the singer…
Wheel of Fortune Announcer Jim Thornton Suspended Over Disturbing Online Activity
Wheel of Fortune announcer Jim Thornton was suspended after an airline passenger photographed him viewing a pedophile support chat room,…
Odd Couples And Tim Curry Highlight This Weeks Streaming Picks
This week’s picks for streaming include The Christophers, a dramedy film directed by Steven Soderbergh and starring Ian McKellen and…
Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week
Nintendo is finally blessing us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs, because who doesn’t love a good helping of…
Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again
It’s been a long time coming, but CAPCOM is finally bringing back the Blue Bomber in a big way. Nearly…
Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check
It’s not every day you get to talk to the voice actors behind a show that’s trying to cast a…
Mateo Sujatovich Is Latin Music’s Busiest Man
No matter when you read this, odds are that Mateo Sujatovich is keeping busy. The Grammy-winning Argentine musician behind Conociendo…
M83 Drops New Track Blister Sunrise Now Streaming
M83 have shared “Blister Sunrise,” the first single from Anthony Gonzalez’s forthcoming 10th studio album, I Wrote You a Letter.…