Linda Perhacs Vanishes Mysteriously
Linda Perhacs, the psychedelic folk singer-songwriter behind the cult classic 1970 album Parallelograms, has been reported missing. The 82-year-old musician’s…
Author: Pixel P. Snarkbyte
Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines.
Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations.
Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…
Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…
EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…
Jon Stewart Breaks Down Trump’s Correspondents Dinner Disaster
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner recently took place, featuring a 65-minute set by Donald Trump. The set was met with…
King Gizzard Drops Alien Metal Title Track
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard have released the title track of their forthcoming techno album Alien Metal, due out…
Van Halen Legends Reunite for TED Talk Appearance
Classic Van Halen members David Lee Roth and Alex Van Halen are set to reunite for a TED Talk this…
Macaulay Culkin In Talks For New Home Alone Film
Macaulay Culkin’s original idea for a Home Alone sequel, which he shared last year, has reportedly caught the attention of…
Spider-Man Soars To New Heights In Brand New Day Review
The best advertising Spider-Man: Brand New Day got this summer came from an article about a different movie. In a…
Roger Waters Teams With Palestinian Singer For Comfortably Numb Remake
Roger Waters and his Palestinian musical collaborator, Mona Miari, discussed their hopes for the release of their new version of…