DEVO’s Gerald Casale Tackles Trump in New July 4th Music Video
Gerald Casale, co-founder of DEVO, is set to release a video on the 250th birthday of the United States that…
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Flo Rida Packs Fair with Mostly White Audience
Flo Rida, the only performer left from an original announcement of the Great American State Fair lineup, took the stage…
Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…
CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…
Trump Tries to Read Second Grade Level Book
I say this with some sincerity: I am not actually sure if Donald Trump knows how to read. Sure, he…
Dolly Parton Gets 2 Million Boost From Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
Dolly Parton has publicly thanked Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for their $2 million donation to her Imagination Library. The…
Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…
Black Flag Hits The Road With New Gen Z Era Lineup
The newest iteration of Black Flag have announced their first coast-to-coast US tour, set to stretch from the summer to…
Enslaved Drops Spiritual Musical Fusion Track Spirit Helper
Enslaved have always managed to delicately thread a quite tricky needle, that being making spiritually activated black metal without slipping…
Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident
Bob Vylan are suing the BBC for defamation, alleging the British broadcaster unjustly labeled them as antisemitic after a Glastonbury…