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El Paso: ATLIENS @ 11:11 [18+] – Because Who Needs Sleep When You’ve Got Bass?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

ALERT: ALIENS INVADE EL PASO AT 11:11! 🛸👽 WASTED PRESENTS: ATLIENS are landing at an undisclosed location on Feb 7!…

“Finally, Learn to Stop Being a Financial Idiot: The Psychology of Money Workshop”
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“Finally, Learn to Stop Being a Financial Idiot: The Psychology of Money Workshop”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Okay, real talk: How many times have you read something about money, nodded along thinking “yes, this makes SO much…

Python Slays Wall Street: Code Your Way to Riches (or Ruin)
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Python Slays Wall Street: Code Your Way to Riches (or Ruin)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Because who needs sleep when you can spend your Tuesday evening learning how to turn Python into a Wall Street…

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KAPPA ALPHA PSI NUPE BOWL #1: ALLEY MUSIC HOUSE THROWS THE BIGGEST GAME WATCH PARTY (LIKE WE EVEN NEED A REASON)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

THE NUPE BOWL 🏈🏈 🏈 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 🆚 SEATTLE SEAHAWKS #1 ULTIMATE “BIG GAME WATCH PARTY” IN DALLAS! +…

El momento que todos esperaban: Pablo Rivero finalmente habla… ¡y nadie le entiende!
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El momento que todos esperaban: Pablo Rivero finalmente habla… ¡y nadie le entiende!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Prepárate para un encuentro exclusivo con Pablo Rivero que promete ser más emocionante que encontrar un unicornio en tu nevera…

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“Jungle Jim’s 2026 Cheese Fest: Where the Only Thing More Aged Than the Cheese is the Jokes”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

** Cheese Fest is SOLD OUT! ** Join us inside The Oscar Event Center at Jungle Jim’s Fairfield on March…

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Pi Lambda Lambda Annual Black Affair: Black OWT or Black Out?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Get ready to shake your black-clad booty at the ultimate party within a party! 💃🏾🕺🏾 The Pi Lambda Lambda –…

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“Save the Planet One Latte at a Time: Ambiente y Cafe X Mas Vida Market”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

**Ambiente Y Cafe x Mas Vida Market is coming to OC! Expect: DJ’s, Cafecito, Chelas, Vendors Y MAS!** Ambiente y…

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Cupid’s Vintage & Artisan Fest: Where Love Meets Handmade Crap and Windy City Wares

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Windy City Market is BACK, baby! 🎉 Calling all vintage lovers, artisan aficionados, and snack enthusiasts! This February 7-8, Artifact…

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Rose Bowl Flea Market: Where Your Grandma’s Trash Becomes Your Treasure (or Vice Versa)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Rose Bowl Flea Market: Where the Stars Shop for Your Grandma’s Lamp ✨🛍️ The second Sunday of every month, over…

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