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Voice&Leadership: So redest Du, dass alle sagen: “Hör mal, der da!”
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Voice&Leadership: So redest Du, dass alle sagen: “Hör mal, der da!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Du willst gehört werden? Dann komm zum Stimm- und Leadership-Training von Ekaterina Kardakova! Lerne deinen Stimmtyp kennen: Boss, Motivator, Philosopher…

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“Brown Bag Session 2026: Because Nothing Says ‘Exciting’ Like a Lunch Bag and a PowerPoint”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Brückenbau Marke – Wissen(schaft) to go 😏 Das pro-bono-Projekt, das seit 2020 die Markenwelt rettet, als wäre es ein Superheld…

MGNA Crrrta’s “Beautiful Disaster” Party: Ali RQ and Christ Dillinger Join the Chaos
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MGNA Crrrta’s “Beautiful Disaster” Party: Ali RQ and Christ Dillinger Join the Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

🎉 Free w/ RSVP, but you’ll need ID or else you’re OUT! 21+ only, no exceptions. Expired IDs? Nice try,…

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PMU Hosts Epic Battle Royale of Brainiacs: Live Q&A on Concept Notes!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

APEC Project Q&A: Because Reading Instructions is Too Hard 😂 Date: Who cares? It’s online! 🌐 Join us for a…

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Abby Jimenez: The Night We Met Book Launch – Where Love Meets Laughter and Maybe a Few Tears

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Attention, lovebirds and cupcake connoisseurs! General admission tickets are SOLD OUT. Yes, you read that right—kaput, finito, gone faster than…

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“Sammy Virji: The Unstoppable Force You Didn’t Know You Needed”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Sammy Virji – Stereo Live Houston Tickets, Parking Pass, Bottle Service, & Info: www.StereoLive.com 🎫🚘🍾 TERMS & CONDITIONS: 1. 18+…

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Reggae Bash World Atlanta: Where the Bass is Loud and the Vibes are Even Louder

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Reggae Bash World Atlanta: The One Night You’ll Pretend You’re Jamaican Alright, party people, listen up! Reggae Bash World Atlanta…

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El Paso: ATLIENS @ 11:11 [18+] – Because Who Needs Sleep When You’ve Got Bass?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

ALERT: ALIENS INVADE EL PASO AT 11:11! 🛸👽 WASTED PRESENTS: ATLIENS are landing at an undisclosed location on Feb 7!…

“Finally, Learn to Stop Being a Financial Idiot: The Psychology of Money Workshop”
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“Finally, Learn to Stop Being a Financial Idiot: The Psychology of Money Workshop”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Okay, real talk: How many times have you read something about money, nodded along thinking “yes, this makes SO much…

Python Slays Wall Street: Code Your Way to Riches (or Ruin)
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Python Slays Wall Street: Code Your Way to Riches (or Ruin)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Because who needs sleep when you can spend your Tuesday evening learning how to turn Python into a Wall Street…

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