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Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!
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Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Game Con Canada 2025 is ONLY TWO WEEKS AWAY! 🗓️ That’s right, folks,…

Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already
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Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Oh, look, another “nonprofit” swooping in to “save” the gaming industry! 🙄 GAMERella, bless their little hearts, is launching a…

Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. 🙄 You know, because…

Gene Hoglan Says Dark Angel’s New Album Will Totally Melt Your Face (Probably Not)
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Gene Hoglan Says Dark Angel’s New Album Will Totally Melt Your Face (Probably Not)

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

OMG! 😱 After approximately eleventy billion years, DARK ANGEL, those geriatric thrash metal “pioneers” from California, are FINALLY releasing a…

Razor at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Razor at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Speed/Thrash Metal from Canada!

Big Wreck Still Exists, Apparently, Releases Song Called ‘Believer’ (Whatever)
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Big Wreck Still Exists, Apparently, Releases Song Called ‘Believer’ (Whatever)

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

**Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 It’s 2025 and apparently BIG WRECK is still a thing? Like, seriously? Did anyone actually ask…

I Prevail Throws Out Perfectly Good Screamer, Claims It Was An “Accident”
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I Prevail Throws Out Perfectly Good Screamer, Claims It Was An “Accident”

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

I PREVAIL, those Michigan rockers who somehow managed to get a platinum record and a couple of participation trophies (aka…

Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)
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Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! Another “exclusive” Tech Career Fair US/Canada! 🙄 Sign up, upload your soul (resume), and MAYBE, just MAYBE, Fortune 500…

Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
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Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. 🙄 They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……

Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea
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Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, CHRIS ADLER, the guy who used to hit things for LAMB OF GOD (you know, that band your…

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