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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…

Minecraft Experience: Oh No, Not the Villagers Again, Now Invading Ontario
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Minecraft Experience: Oh No, Not the Villagers Again, Now Invading Ontario

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Okay, so picture this: you’re at Square One in Mississauga, right? 🙄 Yeah, that bastion of high culture and sophisticated…

Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul
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Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, so Summer Game Fest 2025 happened, and yeah, there were explosions and dragons 🐉 and the usual AAA garbage.…

I PREVAIL Dumps New Single ‘Into Hell’ (Probably Where Their Career’s Headed)
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I PREVAIL Dumps New Single ‘Into Hell’ (Probably Where Their Career’s Headed)

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Michigan’s own musical geniuses, I PREVAIL, have graced us with another banger, “Into Hell,” courtesy of Fearless Records. 🙄 Yes,…

5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)
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5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Iran’s Shenanigans, Gaza’s Still a Thing, Crypto Bros Crying, Volcano Go BOOM, and Hockey. 1. Iran Trump, the only one…

FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)
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FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

FIT FOR A KING — aka Ryan Kirby (screaming into a mic), Bobby Lynge (shredding… or at least trying to),…

Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No
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Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson is SO triggered! She’s totally losing it because the Trump administration dared to play…

G7 Summit: Elites Yakking About Money (Like We Care)
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G7 Summit: Elites Yakking About Money (Like We Care)

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

CNN reports that the annual G7 summit in Canada will be overshadowed by trade tensions, just days after Israel’s strike…

Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada
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Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Ah, Game Con Canada, the place where dreams go to die and indie devs desperately shill their wares! 🤪 Bloober…

Mama Bear YEETS Trash Panda Away From Tiny Human
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Mama Bear YEETS Trash Panda Away From Tiny Human

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Another day, another victim of the radical left’s open-borders policy – this time, it’s a five-year-old girl attacked by a…

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