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FBC: Janitor Simulator 2023 – Now with More Mold! (Ahti’s Still Not Impressed)
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FBC: Janitor Simulator 2023 – Now with More Mold! (Ahti’s Still Not Impressed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Oh, look, another “AAA” studio trying to milk a beloved IP for all it’s worth! 🙄 Remedy Entertainment, bless their…

Microsoft Gently Prunes a Few Unnecessary Weeds, Definitely Not a Bloodbath
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Microsoft Gently Prunes a Few Unnecessary Weeds, Definitely Not a Bloodbath

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

Breaking News! Microsoft, the company that brought you Clippy (RIP, you annoying paperclip 📎), is at it again! Seems like…

DMV’s 2025 Summer Kickoff: Get Ready to Yawn to Rare Essence While Waiting in Line Forever
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DMV’s 2025 Summer Kickoff: Get Ready to Yawn to Rare Essence While Waiting in Line Forever

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! The “Summers” most anticipated event is BACK at Tysons II Galleria! 🤣 For the 3rd year! June 8th, 12-8pm…

San Jose Earthquakes Team Up With Some Guy Who Throws Cake
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San Jose Earthquakes Team Up With Some Guy Who Throws Cake

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

Join us for the kick off of the Urban Vibrancy Institute’s Block Party series with an event the city will…

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WNBA: Still Trying To Make “Fun” Happen, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

**DOORS 6:30PM | SHOW 7:30PM** 😂 Prepare for peak cringe! Defector Media & WNBA fans unite to gently whine about…

Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups 🌼, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA 🎭 that is Katy Perry and her sudden…

Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected
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Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

On Friday, May 9, 2025, Lemmy Kilmister, the dude who made a career out of singing about speed and playing…

Overcooked 2: Will this game turn you into a multitasking GOD or just leave you sobbing in a pile of burnt onions? 🔥🧅😭
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Overcooked 2: Will this game turn you into a multitasking GOD or just leave you sobbing in a pile of burnt onions? 🔥🧅😭

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

Alright, listen up, you aspiring Gordon Ramsays of the digital realm! Overcooked 2, the game that promises to either turn…

OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and ✨art✨ that’ll make you question all your life choices 🤪
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OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and ✨art✨ that’ll make you question all your life choices 🤪

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Wizards of the Coast, those lovable enablers of cardboard crack addiction, decided to team up with…

Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 🙄🎮💸
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Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 🙄🎮💸

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, gamers, hold onto your Mountain Dew-soaked hats because Game Con Canada is BACK! 🎉 And guess what? They’ve managed…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to authenticity.

  2. canary apple red on HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to Ryan.

  3. Bleach on 🛒Amazon Takes Full Control of 007: James Bond Gears Up for the Battle of Likes and Discounts🎬April 25, 2025

    The Met Gala theme this year: \'millionaires but make it expensive.\'

  4. Crazy Eights on Oblivion Remaster: ‘Body Type’ vs ‘Gender’ – Who Won This Clown Show? 🤡🎉April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to 5000.

  5. Sleek Assassin on 🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!April 25, 2025

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