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WNBA: Still Trying To Make “Fun” Happen, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

**DOORS 6:30PM | SHOW 7:30PM** ๐Ÿ˜‚ Prepare for peak cringe! Defector Media & WNBA fans unite to gently whine about…

Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups ๐ŸŒผ, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA ๐ŸŽญ that is Katy Perry and her sudden…

Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected
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Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

On Friday, May 9, 2025, Lemmy Kilmister, the dude who made a career out of singing about speed and playing…

Overcooked 2: Will this game turn you into a multitasking GOD or just leave you sobbing in a pile of burnt onions? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Overcooked 2: Will this game turn you into a multitasking GOD or just leave you sobbing in a pile of burnt onions? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ˜ญ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

Alright, listen up, you aspiring Gordon Ramsays of the digital realm! Overcooked 2, the game that promises to either turn…

OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and โœจartโœจ that’ll make you question all your life choices ๐Ÿคช
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OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and โœจartโœจ that’ll make you question all your life choices ๐Ÿคช

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Wizards of the Coast, those lovable enablers of cardboard crack addiction, decided to team up with…

Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ
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Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, gamers, hold onto your Mountain Dew-soaked hats because Game Con Canada is BACK! ๐ŸŽ‰ And guess what? They’ve managed…

Oh no, not MORE X-Men?! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for another season of Mutant Mayhem, ’cause Marvel Snap’s clearly run out of ideas! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Oh no, not MORE X-Men?! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for another season of Mutant Mayhem, ’cause Marvel Snap’s clearly run out of ideas! ๐Ÿคฃ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Oh, SNAP! ๐Ÿ™„ While *Marvel Rivals* is busy actually, you know, being a *game* with Emma Frost, *Marvel Snap* is…

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ’ฅ
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Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ’ฅ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG! Rockstar DELAYS GTA VI AGAIN! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Is this the end of gaming as we know it?! Okay, okay, calm…

Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit ๐Ÿค‘
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Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit ๐Ÿค‘

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

So, the gaming industry, huh? You thought you were just playing games for fun? WRONG! ๐Ÿคฃ It’s a multi-billion dollar…

Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing ๐Ÿ‘€
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Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing ๐Ÿ‘€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ๐Ÿ™„ Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…

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