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Texas Guv Signs Bill Mandating Kids Stare at Stone Tablets (Because That’s How Education Works)
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Texas Guv Signs Bill Mandating Kids Stare at Stone Tablets (Because That’s How Education Works)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Another day, another victory for common sense in the Lone Star State! Governor Abbott, a true patriot, just signed a…

Limbo & Inside Dude Claims Playdead’s Got Amnesia, Forgetting He Existed
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Limbo & Inside Dude Claims Playdead’s Got Amnesia, Forgetting He Existed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🍿 The oh-so-serious indie darling studio, Playdead (you know, the ones who made those super-duper depressing games,…

Boulder Hate Crime: Is This Guy Really That Hateful or Just Having a Bad Hair Day
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Boulder Hate Crime: Is This Guy Really That Hateful or Just Having a Bad Hair Day

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, the tolerant Left! Here we have Mohamed Sabry Soliman, an Egyptian national and illegal alien, who allegedly tried to…

Burton C. Bell’s Still Got It? Ex-Fear Factory Singer Claims He’s Not a Dinosaur
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Burton C. Bell’s Still Got It? Ex-Fear Factory Singer Claims He’s Not a Dinosaur

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream in FEAR FACTORY (before he rage-quit 😭), gave an interview…

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander Mistakenly Detained by ICE in Bizarre Courtroom Mix-Up, Proving Even Politicians Aren’t Safe From Bureaucratic Blunders
Elephant Reads CNN

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander Mistakenly Detained by ICE in Bizarre Courtroom Mix-Up, Proving Even Politicians Aren’t Safe From Bureaucratic Blunders

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another Democrat pulling a stunt! NYC Comptroller and Mayoral wannabe Brad Lander got himself arrested, trying to obstruct…

American Bar Association throws a hissy fit over Trump’s epic law firm takedowns
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American Bar Association throws a hissy fit over Trump’s epic law firm takedowns

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the poor, oppressed lawyers! The American Bar Association, a known bastion of leftist legal eagles, is crying foul because…

Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring
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Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

ASHES OF ARES, the U.S. “heavy” metal duo featuring ex-ICED EARTH rejects Matt Barlow and Freddie Vidales, is gracing us…

Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case
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Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case

Finn McFrameJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Ah, Jim Sheridan, the guy who’s apparently been traumatized since the womb. 👶 According to him, his obsession with defending…

Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly
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Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Okay, so apparently, it’s World Tetris Day. 🎉 I didn’t even know that was a thing. But hey, who am…

Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff
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Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Oh, the drama! FEAR FACTORY‘s ex-mic man, Burton C. Bell, bless his heart, is gracing the land Down Under with…

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