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June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
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June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max

Finn McFrameJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Oh. My. God. ๐Ÿ™„ Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” ๐ŸŽฌ? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…

The Last of Us Director Says “No More Games,” Demands 19 Seasons of GTA 6 Instead
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The Last of Us Director Says “No More Games,” Demands 19 Seasons of GTA 6 Instead

Finn McFrameMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because HBO’s The Last of Us is apparently a “success.” ๐Ÿ™„ We have Craig Mazin to…

Crash Bandicoot Flick? Beg Xbox, Says The Last Of Us Overlord
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Crash Bandicoot Flick? Beg Xbox, Says The Last Of Us Overlord

Finn McFrameMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Oh, sweet irony! ๐Ÿคฃ Neil Druckmann, the guy who brought us the gritty, emotionally-scarring masterpiece that is The Last of…

Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

Finn McFrameMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a โ€˜Gears of Warโ€™ movie happen. ๐Ÿ™„…

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OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust ๐Ÿ”ฅ or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion ๐Ÿ‘ด from the bargain bin? ๐Ÿคฃ

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OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The PlayStation Store charts for April 2025 are HERE! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare to be absolutely SHOOK by the groundbreaking,…

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๐ŸŽฌ “A Minecraft Movie” at the Oscars? Unfinished Film Version Shocks Everyone! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Finn McFrameApril 7, 2025April 7, 2025

In an unimaginable twist in the film industry, an unfinished version of “A Minecraft Movie” with incomplete graphics, recently leaked…

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Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2025March 26, 2025

A true scandal has erupted in the world of movies and video games! ๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŽฎ Internet users, tired of Jack Black’s…

โš–๏ธ Zachary Quinto Sues Minecraft Movie โ€“ Villagers Look EXACTLY Like Him!
Zachary Quinto Sues Minecraft Movie โ€“ Judge Struggles Not to Laugh
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โš–๏ธ Zachary Quinto Sues Minecraft Movie โ€“ Villagers Look EXACTLY Like Him!

Finn McFrameFebruary 14, 2025February 14, 2025

Hollywood actor Zachary Quinto, best known for his roles in Star Trek and Heroes, has officially filed a lawsuit against…

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