Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)
Hollywood is BACK, baby! Or at least, that’s what the liberal media wants you to think. After years of pushing…
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June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” 🎬? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…
The Last of Us Director Says “No More Games,” Demands 19 Seasons of GTA 6 Instead
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because HBO’s The Last of Us is apparently a “success.” 🙄 We have Craig Mazin to…
Crash Bandicoot Flick? Beg Xbox, Says The Last Of Us Overlord
Oh, sweet irony! 🤣 Neil Druckmann, the guy who brought us the gritty, emotionally-scarring masterpiece that is The Last of…
Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…
OMG! 🙄 Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust 🔥 or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion 👴 from the bargain bin? 🤣
OMG! 😱 The PlayStation Store charts for April 2025 are HERE! 🙄 Prepare to be absolutely SHOOK by the groundbreaking,…
🎬 “A Minecraft Movie” at the Oscars? Unfinished Film Version Shocks Everyone! 😲
In an unimaginable twist in the film industry, an unfinished version of “A Minecraft Movie” with incomplete graphics, recently leaked…
😲 Petition Against Jack Black: Is It Time for Him to Retire in Virtual Reality? 🌌
A true scandal has erupted in the world of movies and video games! 🎬🎮 Internet users, tired of Jack Black’s…
⚖️ Zachary Quinto Sues Minecraft Movie – Villagers Look EXACTLY Like Him!
Hollywood actor Zachary Quinto, best known for his roles in Star Trek and Heroes, has officially filed a lawsuit against…