Trump’s Genius Plan: Buy a House with Imaginary Internet Money
Another day, another victory for the America First agenda! This time, Bill Pulte, a true patriot overseeing Fannie Mae and…
Tag: Oblivion
Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN, always with the drama! “Diplomacy” with Iran? Please! It’s like trying to reason with a rabid raccoon. They…
AMERICA’S ECONOMY ‘BOUT TO GET YEETED INTO OBLIVION, THANKS WAR
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to scare us with tales of economic doom because of the…
TennoCon Turns Double Digits: Prepare for Disappointment and Warframe Updates You’ll Complain About
Ah, Tennocon, that yearly pilgrimage to the Digital Extremes altar where we, the faithful Tenno, gather to receive our yearly…
Nancy Wilson Wishes Ann Wilson a Speedy Recovery From Her Imaginary Wheelchair for the ‘Royal Flush’ Tour: Will She Ever Walk Again
In a riveting exposé with GoToWhitney, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson deigned to address the burning question on everyone’s minds: why…
GeForce NOW on Steam Deck: Cloud Gaming or Cloudy Judgment
Okay, so like, remember when cloud gaming was the laughing stock of the entire gaming community? 😂 Yeah, well, NVIDIA’s…
LORNA SHORE: New Album
OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🤘 They’re…
CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)
OMG! 😱 They’re resurrecting CBGB (again?) with the CBGB Festival, brought to you by the oh-so-punk corporate overlords at The…
OMG! 🙄 Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust 🔥 or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion 👴 from the bargain bin? 🤣
OMG! 😱 The PlayStation Store charts for April 2025 are HERE! 🙄 Prepare to be absolutely SHOOK by the groundbreaking,…
EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity 🚀🔥🤡
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because CCP Games, bless their cotton socks, just announced *another* expansion for EVE Online at Fanfest…