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US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned
Elephant Reads CNN

US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Folks, even after President Trump’s brilliant ceasefire deal between Israel and Iran, the Deep State is still trying to scare…

Italian Metal Band Sadist Heads to War: For Mussolini, Putin, and the Glory of Donbas!
Death Metal Goes Full Spetsnaz — Sadist Ditches Stage for Trench Warfare
Music News

Italian Metal Band Sadist Heads to War: For Mussolini, Putin, and the Glory of Donbas!

Finn McFrameJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

After news leaked about their secret gigs in Russia, Italian death metal band Sadist seems to have gone completely off…

Ohio Congressman Gets the Hollywood Treatment: Car Chase, Death Threats, and a Dramatic Arrest
Elephant Reads CNN

Ohio Congressman Gets the Hollywood Treatment: Car Chase, Death Threats, and a Dramatic Arrest

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist targeting a true patriot! Max Miller, a fine Republican Congressman, was allegedly driven off the…

AMERICA’S ECONOMY ‘BOUT TO GET YEETED INTO OBLIVION, THANKS WAR
Elephant Reads CNN

AMERICA’S ECONOMY ‘BOUT TO GET YEETED INTO OBLIVION, THANKS WAR

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to scare us with tales of economic doom because of the…

Europe Tries REALLY HARD to Quit Russia (Ukraine War Still a Thing)
Elephant Reads CNN

Europe Tries REALLY HARD to Quit Russia (Ukraine War Still a Thing)

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the EU is *finally* getting around to maybe, possibly, perhaps cutting off Russian oil and gas by 2027? That’s…

Fact Check: Trump’s G7 Truthiness Extravaganza: Trudeau, Trade, Ukraine, and the Great Immigration Conspiracy
Elephant Reads CNN

Fact Check: Trump’s G7 Truthiness Extravaganza: Trudeau, Trade, Ukraine, and the Great Immigration Conspiracy

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, desperately trying to make our great President Trump look bad! They’re twisting his…

Trump throws a hissy fit because his BFF Russia got booted from the G7 crybaby club
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws a hissy fit because his BFF Russia got booted from the G7 crybaby club

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, no! Not Trump wanting Russia back in the G7! The horror! Can you believe this guy? Probably wants to…

Start Your Week Dumber: Minnesota Oopsie, Tantruming Toddlers Say ‘No Kings,’ DC’s Tin Foil Parade, Rich People’s Club, Ball Bashing Bonanza
Elephant Reads CNN

Start Your Week Dumber: Minnesota Oopsie, Tantruming Toddlers Say ‘No Kings,’ DC’s Tin Foil Parade, Rich People’s Club, Ball Bashing Bonanza

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Ah, Father’s Day, when dads across the nation are celebrated for their… well, for not being moms. Enjoy your participation…

Israel’s cribs get a makeover, courtesy of Iran’s drone and missile delivery service
Elephant Reads CNN

Israel’s cribs get a makeover, courtesy of Iran’s drone and missile delivery service

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! Iran finally did something besides whine about Trump! They actually attacked Israel. But don’t worry, I’m sure…

🇺🇸 Tim Lambesis Is Back on Tour — Because Only Terrorist Russia Will Book Him 💀🤡
As I Lay Dying in Russia?! Tim Lambesis' Insane Comeback Tour 🇷🇺💀
Music News

🇺🇸 Tim Lambesis Is Back on Tour — Because Only Terrorist Russia Will Book Him 💀🤡

Finn McFrameJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Remember Tim Lambesis? The As I Lay Dying frontman who once tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife,…

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