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Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times
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Palworld and Terraria Hook Up for Some Unholy Crossover, Prepare for the End Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

OMG! 🤯 You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening! Pocketpair, the geniuses behind the “totally original” game Palworld (definitely not Pokémon with…

Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life
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Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Alright, listen up, you glorious Tarnished noobs! Elden Ring: Nightreign has been out for a whopping three weeks, and FromSoftware…

Lisa Su Just Tweeted This Xbox Thing, So Gaming is Saved, Obvi
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Lisa Su Just Tweeted This Xbox Thing, So Gaming is Saved, Obvi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Xbox Teams Up with AMD: Is This the End of Gaming as We Know It? 🤣 Prepare for…

MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL
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MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

MindsEye, the game so bad it makes Cyberpunk 2077 look like a masterpiece, continues its reign of terror. 🎭 After…

Haunted Chocolatier’s Map: Bigger Than Stardew? Prepare for Chocolate-Fueled Existential Dread
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Haunted Chocolatier’s Map: Bigger Than Stardew? Prepare for Chocolate-Fueled Existential Dread

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Eric “ConcernedApe” Barone, the supreme overlord of Stardew Valley, graced us peasants with a crumb of info about…

Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity
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Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet RNGesus, another crossover? 🙄 Apparently, according to some “leakers” (aka basement dwellers with too much time on their…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: We Swear It’s Different This Time, Okay? – Xbox Games Showcase 2025
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: We Swear It’s Different This Time, Okay? – Xbox Games Showcase 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what happened at the Xbox Games Showcase 2025! 🤯 They dropped a nuke of a reveal:…

Lies of P: Overture Trailer Leaked—More Ways to Beat Up Puppets, DLC Might Sneak Out at SGF 2025 (Maybe)
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Lies of P: Overture Trailer Leaked—More Ways to Beat Up Puppets, DLC Might Sneak Out at SGF 2025 (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Ah, Summer Game Fest 2025, the glorious dumpster fire 🔥 of hype and disappointment we all pretend to love! And…

Nintendo Switch 2 Launch: Staple-gate – When Packaging Attacks
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Nintendo Switch 2 Launch: Staple-gate – When Packaging Attacks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is here! And by “here,” we mean arriving with a complimentary screen piercing, courtesy of…

OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days – Get Ready for Disappointment!
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OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days – Get Ready for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Nintendo is ALMOST here! 😭 To prepare for the glorious launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 (or…

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