Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?
VOLBEAT, those Danish rockabilly dudes who still think it’s 2005, have dropped a music video for “Demonic Depression”. Yes, you…
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As I Lay Dying in Russia! 🇷🇺💀 The Fall of Tim Lambesis Explained 🤡
Once a metalcore star, now a walking PR disaster, Lambesis is launching a one-man nostalgia tour in Russia (and several…
Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…
SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…
SODOM Drops New Single ‘Taphephobia’ – Are They Afraid of Tap Dancing Now
OMG! 😱 Thrash metal dinosaurs SODOM, who probably still think it’s cool to wear studded belts indoors, have dropped a…
US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” 🧠 from DOGE, led by the ever-stable 🤪 and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…
People Can’t Fly Studio More Like People Can’t Keep Their Jobs Studio After Double Project Faceplant
Oh, sweet nectar of schadenfreude! 😈 People Can Fly, the studio that brought you such bangers as… uh… Gears of…
‘Jaws’ Anniversary: 50 Years of Being Afraid to Pee in the Ocean
**Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought the ocean was your personal bathtub before 1975. 🙄 Turns out, there…
NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single
NEFARIOUS, a geriatric thrash metal “supergroup” (term used loosely) hailing from the sunny state of California, featuring the fossilized vocal…
Jim Carrey’s Comedy Masterpiece So Good It’s… On Tubi? You Gotta Be Kidding Me
So, like, before “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” graced our screens in 1994, even the peeps involved were all “meh, this…