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Day: May 1, 2025

Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2025

Alternative metal from Washington!

Weedeater in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Sludge metal from Wilmington, North Carolina!

OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days 🙄
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OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days 🙄

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OMG! 🙄 Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…

‘Hey Man, Want Any Red No. 40?’ Asks Dealer Opening Trench Coat
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‘Hey Man, Want Any Red No. 40?’ Asks Dealer Opening Trench Coat

Finn McFrameMay 1, 2025

CHICAGO, IL — Authorities are advising citizens to avoid secluded alleyways due to reports of a suspicious individual wearing a…

Runaway Kangaroo Shuts Down Alabama Highway
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Runaway Kangaroo Shuts Down Alabama Highway

Finn McFrameMay 1, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA runaway kangaroo named Sheila managed to shut down a stretch of interstate in Alabama before state troopers…

Man From Pennsylvania Under Impression He Has Eaten Mexican Food
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Man From Pennsylvania Under Impression He Has Eaten Mexican Food

Finn McFrameMay 1, 2025

SCRANTON, PA — A group of friends received a detailed critique of popular south-of-the-border cuisine recently from a Pennsylvania man…

🥑 Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks — but there’s a meaty catch 🥓
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🥑 Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks — but there’s a meaty catch 🥓

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

In a shocking move that’s shaking both Spotify playlists and bacon-loving boomers, legendary electronic musician Moby has dropped 500 tracks…

Tim Walz Volunteers To Wear Gorilla Suit And Wrestle 100 Men
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Tim Walz Volunteers To Wear Gorilla Suit And Wrestle 100 Men

Finn McFrameMay 1, 2025

ST. PAUL, MN — Amid online controversy about whether 100 men could defeat one gorilla, former VP candidate Tim Walz…

Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! 🤠🎤🚜
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Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! 🤠🎤🚜

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Behold, peasants! Gather ’round and witness the definitive, unimpeachably correct, and utterly objective list of the 26 “Most Important” Country…

Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal
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Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal

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    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Growing increasingly frustrated by the protracted diplomatic talks, President Donald Trump asserted Thursday that Russia must be allowed…

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