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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โThe Sultan of Snark,โ is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, heโs always the MVP. ๐๐ค
