“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back 🙄🎬
So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Must be a slow news day.…
Month: May 2025
Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already 🙄 💿🎤🎶
OMG! 🙄 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because TH Entertainment and Mercury Studios (aka Eagle Rock Entertainment – sounds like a retirement…
So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around 🙄🎶
Just For One Day – The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…
Chobani CEO Warns New Hire They In The Yogurt Game Now
Read MoreThe OnionNEW BERLIN, NY—Taking the rookie employee aside to offer him “a word to the wise,” Chobani CEO Hamdi…
Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up 🧎♂️🤘👵
Oh, bless his little bat-eating heart! 🦇 Ozzy Osbourne, bless him, says he’ll “do the best” he can at his…
Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)
OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days 🙄
OMG! 🙄 Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…
‘Hey Man, Want Any Red No. 40?’ Asks Dealer Opening Trench Coat
CHICAGO, IL — Authorities are advising citizens to avoid secluded alleyways due to reports of a suspicious individual wearing a…