Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame

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OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Another ‘Karate Kid’ movie? Seriously? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ It’s like Hollywood is stuck in the ’80s, recycling the same tired tropes over and over again. Can’t they come up with something original for once? ๐Ÿ™„ But hey, at least we can make fun of it, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Let’s dive into this cinematic dumpster fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ and rank them from “meh” to “OMG, why does this exist?” ๐Ÿคฎ

First up, we have the 1989 cartoon series, ‘The Karate Kid’. ๐Ÿฅ‹ Daniel and Mr. Miyagi travel the world looking for a stolen talisman. Sounds riveting, doesn’t it? ๐Ÿ˜ด Who asked for this? Seriously, did anyone wake up one morning and say, “You know what the world needs? A ‘Karate Kid’ cartoon!” ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ I bet even the creators forgot this existed. ๐Ÿคฃ

Next, ‘The Next Karate Kid’. ๐Ÿฅ‹ Mr. Miyagi mentors a troubled Hilary Swank. ๐Ÿค” Okay, Hilary Swank is awesome, but this movie? Not so much. It’s like they ran out of ideas and just threw a female lead into the mix. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ “Ancient wisdom against teenage spunk”? More like ancient boredom against teenage angst. ๐Ÿ™„

Then, there’s ‘Karate Kid: Legends’. ๐Ÿฅ‹ Kung fu prodigy Li Fong moves to NYC and teams up with Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio. ๐Ÿคฏ Talk about a desperate attempt to revive a dying franchise! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ Jackie Chan AND Ralph Macchio? It’s like they’re throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks. Spoiler alert: nothing will. ๐Ÿ‘Ž

Ah, ‘The Karate Kid Part III’. ๐Ÿฅ‹ John Kreese and a ruthless businessman seek revenge on Daniel and Mr. Miyagi. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ This movie is so bad, it’s good… in a “so bad it’s hilarious” kind of way. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Ralph Macchio looks like he’s about 40 playing a teenager, and the plot is dumber than a bag of hammers. ๐Ÿ”จ

Let’s not forget the 2010 remake, ‘The Karate Kid’. ๐Ÿฅ‹ Jaden Smith learns kung fu from Jackie Chan in China. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ Okay, I’ll admit, this one wasn’t *terrible*. But it’s still a remake, and remakes are inherently unoriginal. ๐Ÿ˜’ Plus, Jaden Smith’s acting? Let’s just say he’s no Daniel LaRusso. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

‘The Karate Kid Part II’. ๐Ÿฅ‹ Miyagi and Daniel go to Okinawa to confront Miyagi’s past. ๐Ÿ๏ธ This one’s actually decent! ๐Ÿ‘ But let’s be real, it’s still not as good as the original. It’s like the slightly less cool sequel that tries too hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

And finally, ‘Cobra Kai’. ๐Ÿ This series actually managed to revive the franchise! ๐ŸŽ‰ It’s got nostalgia, drama, and plenty of cheesy ’80s references. ๐Ÿง€ But let’s not pretend it’s high art. It’s still a soap opera with karate. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

And of course, the OG ‘The Karate Kid’. ๐Ÿฅ‹ Daniel LaRusso learns karate from Mr. Miyagi and kicks Johnny Lawrence’s butt. ๐Ÿ˜Ž This is where it all started, and it’s still the best. Wax on, wax off, am I right? ๐Ÿคฃ But even this classic has its flaws. Let’s be honest, Daniel was kind of a whiny brat. ๐Ÿ‘ถ

So, there you have it! A complete ranking of every ‘Karate Kid’ movie and TV show, from forgettable to slightly less forgettable. ๐Ÿ˜œ Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go watch something that doesn’t involve karate. โœŒ๏ธ

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