“Biden Stumbles Again, Blames Putin (Probably)”
Old Joe did it again, folks! This time he tripped over a daisy (probably planted by the Deep State) and blamed Putin for it. Can you believe it? Our fearless leader, folks! More like our clueless blunderer. Sleepy Joe is clearly not up to the job. Time for him to take a nap… permanently!
“Woke” Military Spending More Time on Pronouns Than Protecting America”
Our brave soldiers are now learning about pronouns instead of, you know, how to win wars. The liberals are turning our military into a social experiment. Meanwhile, China is laughing all the way to the bank! I bet they’re not worried about preferred pronouns over there. They’re worried about world domination! Sad!
“AOC Claims Capitalism is Racist (Surprise!)”
The queen of cluelessness is at it again! AOC says capitalism is racist. Honey, try living in a socialist country for a week and see how “racist” free markets are. She probably thinks money grows on trees and that the Green New Deal won’t cost us a fortune. She needs a reality check, and a history lesson!
“Media Hypes “Climate Change” While Ignoring Common Sense”
The liberal media is at it again, pushing their climate change hoax. They want us to believe the sky is falling, but they conveniently ignore the fact that the climate has always changed. It’s called weather, folks! And don’t even get me started on those “scientists” who are paid to push this garbage. Follow the money!
“Kamala Harris Cackles Her Way Through Another Disaster”
Is there anything more annoying than Kamala’s cackle? Every time she opens her mouth, it’s another word salad of nonsense, followed by that hyena laugh. She’s a national embarrassment. How did she even get into office? Oh, wait, I forgot… the woke mob!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
