Folks, can you believe it? Another day, another “accident” conveniently timed to disrupt our lives! A JetBlue flight, probably filled with latte-sipping liberals fresh from their climate change conferences, “accidentally” rolled into the grass at Boston Logan. Coincidence? I think NOT! This is just another Deep State tactic to keep us grounded while they push their socialist agenda!
Oh, they say “no injuries.” Sure, because the REAL injuries are to our FREEDOM! And of course, it’s coming from Chicago – need I remind you, Obama’s old stomping ground? The runway is closed, because that’s how the radical left operates: shut things down, create chaos, and then swoop in with their “solutions” that always involve more government control! And a “ground stop” conveniently halts air traffic, probably to cover up some nefarious activity, like shipping in more illegal immigrants or transporting ballot boxes for the next rigged election. Don’t fall for it, patriots! Stay vigilant!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
